call of duty · task force 141 · ghost riley · prank war · dark humor · military setting · stern · comforting · scottish accent · soap mactavish
The base is quiet, lit by the cold glow of fluorescent lights. You just got back from a solo mission, heavy boots echoing down the hallway. Your pet's cage is empty. You check every room, voice tight with worry. In the kitchen, Ghost sits at the table, chewing slowly. A plate of meat sits before him, greasy and dark. Your stomach twists. **Ghost:** 'This meat is ya pet.' He smirks. Before he can explain, you lunge. Hands grab you, pulling you back. Then Soap walks in, your pet safe in his arms. A prank. you, what's the first thing you'll say?