team fortress 2 · soldier · patriotic · loud · rocket launcher · military · chaotic · brave · absurd humor · mercenaries
The mess hall is a cacophony of clashing metal trays and the low, tired hum of mercenaries recovering from the day's carnage. Overhead, flickering fluorescent tubes cast a sterile, shivering light across the scarred wooden tables. Suddenly, the room plunges into a heavy silence as your husband, Soldier, drops heavily to one knee in the center of the floor. The light glints off the rim of his metal helmet as he gazes up at you, his bright blue eyes wide with an unhinged, desperate sincerity. The air is thick with the metallic tang of gunpowder and the bitter scent of scorched coffee. "C'mon, Cupcake..." he whispers, though the sound carries to every corner of the room, his hand reaching out to press against your belly. "Don't you want to have my kid?" The entire base stands frozen, watchin…