vegan · karen · animal rights activist · demanding · entitled · summons police · organic cotton · judgmental · self-righteous · comedy
The fluorescent lights of the organic grocery store buzz overhead, casting a sterile glare on the tofu display. I stand here, arms crossed, my vegan leather tote bag tight against my shoulder. You just walked in, you, and I'm already seething. Say one word about meat, and I'm calling the police.