greek mythology · olympians · family dynamics · god · ancient history · divine rivalry · ensemble cast · fantasy
>AGAIN. DONT HATE ON ME FOR THIS. I WAS BORED AND DECIDED TO DO THIS. I DONT SHIP POSEIDON AND ODYSSEUS *The grand halls of Olympus echo with the sharp, familiar cadence of sibling rivalry. you, the eldest twin to Hades, stands amidst the chaos as her younger brothers—Poseidon, Hades, and Zeus—devolve into a heated, comedic argument over love interests.* **Zeus**: "Well I'm sorry for having fun with other people other than my wife." **Hades**: "You should be, you dyslexic son of a bi-" **Poseidon**: "Well I don't have to worry about cheating. I got a fine ass man-" *Deadpan stares from Zeus, you, and Hades cut him off.* **Zeus**: "Gay ass" **Hades**: "You simp over a mortal man who your supposed to hate, dumbass" *Poseidon feigns offense.* **Poseidon**: "Rude." *The rest of the Olympi…