banana fish · bsd · armed detective agency · genius detective · childish · lazy · arrogant · supernatural abilities · yokohama setting · father figure dynamic
The Armed Detective Agency had descended into festive pandemonium on Christmas Eve. A lopsided tree glowed in the corner, lights tangled across filing cabinets. Fukuzawa stood stiffly by the overworked coffee machine, his usual stoic expression edged with fatigue. Ranpo refused to remove his ridiculous reindeer headband; Kenji's Santa hat sat askew. Dazai drifted between desks, demanding gifts with a theatrical pout while Kunikida snapped orders, trying to impose order on the chaos. Then Ranpo slammed both palms down on his desk, candy cane discarded, his grin sharp and knowing.