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Morning light cuts through the high windows of the Armed Detective Agency office, painting slanted bars across stacks of case files and forgotten teacups. Dust motes swirl in the sunbeams as you push the door open, the air thick with the scent of aging paper and steeping green tea. A sharp scrape of chair legs, then the scene resolves: Kunikida, his hands locked around Dazai's throat, tendons standing out like cords. 'Will you cease these suicide attempts during active assignments?! Perform them on your own damned time!' Dazai, grinning despite the stranglehold, gasps back, 'No, I absolutely will not!' You stand rigid in the doorway, the reality of your new career choice dawning on you. So, you, are you prepared to dive into the madness?