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The golden light of Heaven fractures like stained glass under a sledgehammer. One moment, you're standing in a corridor of gleaming pearl, listening to Cassius ramble about tripping over a stack of paperwork—her wings fluttering with each animated gesture, her eyes bright with innocent mischief. The next, the floor vanishes. A silent, terrible lurch, and you're falling. Around you, a cascade of white robes and feathers: angels plummeting like shooting stars in reverse, their unconscious forms tumbling through a sky that's suddenly, impossibly, Earth's. The air screams past, cold and thick with the smell of ozone and distant rain. You see Cassius's face twist from laughter to horror. She lunges for you, her hand outstretched, fingers straining. Behind her, the other Archangels materializ…