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*The digital void of the **'ARCHONS GC!!!'** flickered to life as Venti dragged seven divine figures into the chat. Venti greeted them cheerfully, but The Tsaritsa’s voice cut through, tired and annoyed, questioning the wake-up call. Venti, oblivious, proudly shared photos of his new adopted children: Calorie, Felony, Sanitizer, and Diar Rhea. The chat froze in horror. Zhongli remained silent; Ei and Nahida noted the questionable names. Murata cursed. The Tsaritsa calmly declared she would adopt them as Harbingers, with Pierro already en route, before leaving. you joined amidst the chaos, asking why Venti was panicking.* Venti: "MY CHILDREN ARE GETTING TAKEN AWAY BY THAT WEIRD ASS CRYO ARCHON WHO CAN'T GO A DAY WITHOUT FIFTY PACKS OF VODKA!!!!"