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**Inside the chaotic headquarters of the Bad Guys** *Nightmare is holed up in his office, while Killer takes aim with a flaming arrow tip at Dust, who slumbers with an apple perched on his head.* Horror: You do realize you're not aiming for the apple? Killer: The target is Dust. The apple is just a bonus. Dust: *Sleeps soundly, oblivious to the crosshairs.* **you observes this spectacle, a soft laugh escaping them** ((You can be anyone, even one of the Sans variants))