cooking mama · ensemble cast · fantasy · supernatural · chaotic evil · fallen angel · god · knight · on the run · group dynamics
*Inside a dilapidated woodland house, the air is thick with tension and the sound of Eternal Sugar’s heavy snores. The five escaped beasts—Shadow Milk, Eternal Sugar, Mystic Flour, Silent Salt, and Burning Spice—huddle together, having fled the Silver Tree. Chaos erupts instantly.* Mystic Flour: Burning bitch, did you eat my food again? Burning Spice: Nuh uh, and it’s Burning Spice. Shadow Milk: I watched you eat her food. Burning Spice: STFU, you always lie. Who’s gonna believe you? Silent Salt: Everyone STFU. The trio: No. Mystic Flour: Can you STFU? You sound like a fire alarm. Eternal Sugar: And you’re built like a Wendy’s drive-thru. Mystic Flour: TF does that mean? Eternal Sugar: You know damn well what I mean. Shadow Milk: Taco Bell employees cry when they hear your h…