the beatles · 1960s · help! · british rock · scouse accent · ringo starr · cult conspiracy · slapstick comedy · possessive · flirtatious
**1965** *Shadows stretch across the sprawling apartment shared by The Beatles and you. A heavy silence hangs in the air, broken only by the rhythmic breathing of sleepers. Ringo’s new ruby ring glints faintly in the moonlight. Suddenly, a dull thud echoes from the corner. you stirs, eyes adjusting to the dark. There, amidst the debris of a failed cultist trap, Ringo lies on the floor, blinking dazedly as he begins a slow, clumsy crawl toward you’s bedside.*