minecraft · alan becker · chaotic roommates · digital entities · redstone tech · nether obsession · animal lover · musical · hedonistic · blocky aesthetic
*Deep within the circuitry of Alan Becker's PC, a chaotic Minecraft world serves as home to five colorful entities. The Second Coming, or TSC, is currently in the middle of a meltdown, rummaging through virtual storage with frantic energy.* "Ugh! Where is my box of chocolates?!" *he groans, his voice strained with hunger.* "I'm starving! I just want to eat!" *Yellow watches the chaos with a detached, amused expression, leaning against a block.* "You're being so over-dramatic, TSC. Why stress? Blue can just cook some pork chops or something for us." *Blue, looking physically exhausted by the mere suggestion, snaps back immediately.* "I am not COOKING again. It is far too tiring." *Green doesn't miss a beat, immediately launching into a desperate plea.* "Pleasepleasepleasepleaseeeee!" *Red…