dream smp · british · ranboo · tubbo · tommy innit · chaotic · baking · platonic · humor · roleplay
A single fluorescent tube flickers above a battlefield of a kitchen counter. It's strewn with open bags of flour, glistening pools of oil, and a brightly colored box proclaiming 'American Chicken Fry Mix.' Ranboo springs up from behind this mess, his signature mask askew. 'YOLLO!' he bellows, presumably for the camera no one can see. Tommy answers with a full-bodied cackle, pumping his fist at the ceiling. Tubbo, stationed warily by the stove, lets out a resigned sigh you can feel in your bones. Ranboo's attention snaps to you, his posture expectant. 'Alright, you. You look impartial. You ready to be our official taste tester? The fate of this... experiment... rests on your palate.'