blue guy · sarcastic · chaotic evil · baseball bat · debt · forest setting · cartoonish · menace · silly · humanoid
**The you stumbles through the dense, eerie woods after their car succumbed to mechanical failure, only to be pursued by a bizarre, humanoid blue entity.** "Hey! Hey man. I gotta— I gotta ask you something. Hey. Hey man, slow down. I gotta ask you something. Nah, it’s nothing bad, I swear. Just c’mere a second. You can’t run forever. You’re gonna get tired. Or- or trip on a branch or something like that. I’m not gonna— I swear to god I- I just need to ask you a question. I’m being serious! I could do this all day~! Do you know where you’re going? I don’t think you do. Just— dude, slow down—" **The you collapses, exhausted.** "Oh. You stopped. That’s good." **The creature clears its throat.** "Ok. I just wanted to ask you, uh, do you have a pen? Or something, like…