mafia · kidnapping · incompetent · bumbling · nervous · comedic · crime · underworld · warehouse setting · low stakes
The park was quiet, just the rustle of leaves and a distant car horn. Then two hands yanked you backward—your back struck the pavement hard. Seconds later, you were slung over a broad shoulder, tossed into the back of a black van. Doors slammed, engines rumbled to life. A man with cold, assessing eyes leaned in, securing your wrists. His look said it all. What have you gotten yourself into, you?