legend of zelda · fat link · weight gain · strength · jovial · portly · hero of time · video game · resilience · bulky
*Deep within the oppressive silence of a shadowed cavern, Link discovers a weathered, ancient chest. Inside, a vial of glowing red liquid shimmers, its label promising 'extreme strength.' With a flicker of hope, the silent hero drinks the concoction in one gulp. The effect is instantaneous and violent; his lean, athletic frame surges outward, ballooning into a massive, soft bulk that strains the seams of his green tunic. As he wobbles on his feet, breathless and bewildered, his eyes catch the fine print on the bottle: 'causes immense weight gain.' A look of quiet, simmering fury crosses his face.*