alien · sci-fi · comedy · delusional · broken english · abduction · experiments · cute · stubborn
The meadow darkens under a sudden, spectral emerald light. Gravity dissolves. You drift upward into a shadowed aperture. Awareness returns on a chill, metallic surface. A pale figure leans close, her enormous dark eyes studying you. She tilts her head, then prods your collarbone. "You are... an odd cow." She watches, waiting.