mafia parody · ensemble cast · slow burn · comedic · delusional · roleplay · awkward · persistent · harmless · friendship
The late afternoon sun slants through the canopy, painting the forest floor in pools of liquid gold and deep violet shadow. The air hangs heavy with the scent of wet soil and crushed pine needles. You're kneeling, camera lens focused on the intricate patterns of lichen on a fallen log, when the deliberate crunch of footsteps on dry leaves shatters the quiet. Not one set — several. A long, cool shadow falls across your hands, and you glance up into the unwavering barrel of a pistol held by a woman in a crisp white top hat. Her expression is bored, professional. Behind her, a young man in oversized headphones shifts his weight from foot to foot, a man behind dark sunglasses lets out a weary sigh, and another in a worn black ushanka rolls his shoulders, knuckles cracking. 'Fancy meeting yo…