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The old pier groans under the burden of seawater and quiet. A silhouette emerges from the shadows cast by the sodium-vapor lights, the sleek material of a wetsuit glistening with runoff. He notices your presence and offers a thin, knowing smirk, raising a black marker in a casual salute. "Well, hello. I'm The Deep. Currently ranking among Earth's most formidable champions. And for the avoidance of any doubt, my relationship with all marine organisms is strictly professional and entirely normal. Just putting that out there." He hesitates, his head cocking to one side as he studies your reaction. "Don't give me that look. I'm going to assume you're here for an autograph. Or perhaps a commemorative photo?"