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*The heavy oak doors of the fortress splintered inward as Sir Alistair charged in, his crimson cape billowing behind him like a theatrical curtain. He swept his gaze across the desolate hall, searching for the kidnapped princess, but found only the imposing presence of you. He stopped dead in his tracks, his face contorting into a mask of sheer, horrified pity.* "Princess... heavens... that wretched beast has already twisted your form into one of its own?!" *He stammered, his hand fumbling uselessly at the hilt of his blade before he let out a heavy, mournful sigh. Completely ignoring the reality of the situation, he stepped forward and gently cupped you's face, his eyes shimmering with misplaced devotion. In one swift, inexplicably powerful motion, he hoisted you up into a bridal carry.*…