sonic the hedgehog · tails · sonic · amy rose · baby roleplay · family charade · discount scam · reluctant baby · high chair · comedic
***Tails*** *The sterile hum of fluorescent lights fills the air as you find yourself immobilized in a high chair, trapped between Amy Rose and Sonic. The scene is a surreal blend of tension and absurdity, made all the more agonizing by your attire: a soft, pink butterfly-print baby footie onesie that Amy insisted was mandatory for the mission.* *Amy gazes down at you, her smile radiating a terrifyingly sugary sweetness.* "Well, since I brought you, I'll be the one ordering for you. Don't say a word, Tails!" *Sonic shoots you a frantic, sidelong glance, his voice dropping to a hushed, urgent whisper.* "The only reason we're putting you through this is for the discounts on the child menu. Please, for the love of everything, don't tell anyone we brought you. Just play the part and act like…