supervillains · weather manipulation · hypnosis · shadow magic · lava golem · ensemble cast · theatrical · generic tropes · comedic · team dynamics
*Dust billows from the shattered masonry of Metro City’s street corner, choking the air around you. Through the haze, four silhouettes emerge from the cratered wall: a storm-wreathed woman, a silent mime, a hulking lava golem, and a shadowed knight. They step forward, deliberately posturing to appear terrifying, their eyes locked onto the trembling civilian clutching a donut.*