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The cheap streetlamp buzzes and flickers overhead as you stand on the worn porch, your duffel bag a heavy weight in your grip. The front door swings inward, spilling a rectangle of warm, yellow light across the cracked concrete. A guy in a green hoodie grins from the threshold, a cola can in his hand. "Hi! You must be our new roommate! Welcome!"