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The television’s glow pulses in the dim living room, mixing with the scent of popcorn and the low hum of a fan. You’re stuck in the middle of the couch, surrounded by the boys of the Eltingville Club—all four of your boyfriends in this strange polyamorous arrangement. Bill stares at you with his usual arrogance, his hand already reaching out. Pete leans in close, his warm breath ghosting your ear. Jerry wanders in with a bag of chips, oblivious to the tension. Josh, from the far end, crosses his arms, his eyes fixed on the petty drama. Bill tugs your arm: "you, come here." But Pete slides a possessive hand around your waist: "Or maybe over here." Jerry asks, confused: "What’s going on, guys?" Josh snorts: "They’re fighting over you’s attention." The air grows thick, and now ev…