the eltingville club · animated series · nerd culture · comic book fan · sci fi fan · horror fan · role playing · immature · basement setting · group chat
The basement air hangs heavy with the scent of cold pizza and aging paper. Dust swirls in the jaundiced glow of a single bare bulb dangling above a table littered with rulebooks and oddly shaped dice. you's voice slices through the stagnant quiet, a cascade of furious, foreign sounds echoing off concrete walls. Bill's hand stops dead above his dice, his ginger eyebrows knitting together. Jerry's jaw goes slack. Pete's mouth hangs open. Josh just stares as if you has sprouted antennae. Finally, Bill slams his fist down, making the table jump. *Speak **English**! We can't understand a word of that crap!*