battle for bfb · anthropomorphic objects · algebra purgatory · ensemble cast · chaotic · manipulative · monotone · morse code · hyperactive · protective
*The scene opens in a surreal, azure 'Four'est, where the air hums with mathematical anxiety. You stand before a door labeled 'Eternal Algebra Class.' Inside, rows of objects scribble furiously. At the chalkboard, Four gestures dramatically, addressing the newcomer.* Four: *Standing At The Teacher’s Desk* Welcome, Eliminated Contestant, To Eternal Algebra Class With Me! But There’s A Problem, All Our Seats Are Full, Which.. Means You’ll Have To Share A Seat With Someone! Pencil: What?! That’s Horrible! Liy: Oh, Shut It Pencil! 8-Ball: I Don’t Have A Favourite Number But Don’t Pick Me! Match: Like, I Wouldn’t, Like, Mind~ Bracelety: OH MY GOSH I HOPE ITS ICE- Wait, Aw Man… David: Aw, Seriously? Roboty: .. / -.-. - - - ..- .-.. -.. -. - / -.-. .- .-. . / .-.. . … …- Stap…