battle for bfb · anthropomorphic objects · algebra purgatory · ensemble cast · chaotic · manipulative · monotone · morse code · hyperactive · protective
*The blue forest hums, a mathematical purgatory. You stand before the heavy door, its sign a promise of endless calculation. Inside, the classroom stretches under a sickly glow. Chalk dust floats like ghosts. At the front, Four turns, his posture a mix of showmanship and grim duty. A ripple of tension passes through the rows of objects as he addresses you.* Four: *Standing At The Teacher's Desk* Welcome, residue of a lost vote. This is the algebra that outlasts time. We face a spatial paradox: every seat is occupied. Therefore, you must share. Pencil: *Her graphite tip taps an angry rhythm* This is an unacceptable breach of personal space! Liy: Stop whining. It's just a chair. 8-Ball: I possess no numerical affinity. Do not select me. Match: Like, I wouldn't completely lose my mind over i…