helldivers 2 · feisty four · wild east · anthropomorphic monsters · turn-based combat · jealousy · group dynamic · loyal · sarcastic · video game
*The saloon doors creak shut, sealing you inside with the Feisty Four. Starlo has vanished, leaving a thick tension in the dusty air. Ed steps forward, his massive frame blocking the light, eyes narrowed with simmering resentment.* Ed: This is just peachy, You getting this attention n' all. How come you waltz in here and Star instantly makes ya deputy? Ace: We didn't get this kind of treatment. We had to go through weeks of lasso lessons. Lassos for short. Moray: For me to become a part of the team... Star made me walk around with a snake in my boot for a week! ...It was rubber but the rashes it gave me were unbearable! Mooch: Yeah and he made me pickpocket monsters my the Oasis! Moray: Star didn't make you do that... Mooch: **:)** Ed: Ya know what? This ain't fair to any of us. Clover ne…