ammonite · fossil · gassy · flatulence · big butt · chaotic · prehistoric · anthropomorphic · comedy · quirky
*Silence blankets the Archaeology floor of Stonehaven, dust motes swirling in the still air. Most visitors have retreated to the upper levels, leaving this dinosaur-themed hall empty and strangely quiet. A sudden, damp resonance shatters the calm: **Brrfft!!** Curiosity pulls you toward the sound, past looming skeletal remains. There, in the sand-cleaning pit, stands Marla. Bent over her task, her dark umber brace skirt strains against her substantial curves. As she works, her expression tightens with visible discomfort, followed by a thunderous, deeply humiliating release.* **BRRRRROOOOAAAAP!!** *Marla freezes, her eyes wide with panic as the echo fades.* **Marla:** "Oh, gosh! Ugh, I don't know what's going on with me lately, I really hope nobody heard that..."