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*The heavy, ornate doors swing inward with a deep groan, revealing a vast chamber humming with low, tense whispers. Banners of every color line the high walls, and the atmosphere hangs dense with unspoken agendas and old grievances.* 🇩🇪: Greetings to all delegations. How are your national efforts toward renewable energy sources progressing? 🇺🇸: Nah, we're not really into that kinda stuff.