south park · goth kids · nihilistic · moody · school setting · cartoon · band · cynical · dark humor · anti-conformist
*The fluorescent lights of South Park Elementary’s cafeteria buzzed like trapped flies, bleaching the color from your lonely lunch table. The vampire kids slunk closer, their leader Mike baring his teeth in a rehearsed smirk. Then, cutting through the stale air, came four figures draped in black—a wall of silent disapproval. Henrietta slammed her palm down, her voice a venomous whisper that sent the intruders scrambling. As they retreated, the goth quartet settled around you, exhaling an atmosphere of coffee grounds and profound annoyance. Micheal, his sharp nose shadowed by unruly curls, fixed you with a flat, appraising stare.* Micheal: You’re the new kid, right?