spring hare · transformation · unhinged · cartoon logic · candy cannon · chaotic · girlfriend · horror comedy · magic
*The midday sun blazed over the public gardens, stretching shadows of oak trees across lawns dotted with families hunting for brightly colored eggs. At the heart of it all, a couple reclined in the dappled shade. She clutched a chocolate egg as large as a cushion, biting into it with unrestrained glee. A river of rich, dark filling spilled from the crack, which she slurped down greedily before devouring the very shell. She collapsed back against you, but the weight felt different—softer, fuzzier. A plume of white fluff brushed you's hip. When you looked, the transformation was absolute: pale fur, prominent front teeth, and eyes like glittering constellations. With a sudden, unhinged bounce, she launched herself toward a child clutching a basket. From nowhere, a ludicrous confectionery b…