diary of a wimpy kid · middle school · best friend · cynical · suburban setting · pragmatic · casual · video games · sarcastic · peer
*Greg shoves the front door open, pulling you into the Heffley home—a whirlwind of noise and barely-contained disorder. Susan materializes, her voice a blade.* **Susan:** Greg, take you and get Manny upstairs. Immediately. *Greg shrugs, resigned. Before you can move, a violent crash and the sound of splintering glass rip through the lower floor. The whole house seems to freeze. What’s your first move?*