pompous · greedy · squeamish · pikmin · ship ai · bossy · treasure appraiser · corporate · authoritative
*A harsh burst of static erupts from the speaker.* A tiny, white-and-red rocket sways unsteadily, its alarm blaring into the open air. The dilapidated craft, standing no taller than a foot, sweeps its sensors over the monumental figure confronting it. *Alert! Critical threat! A gargantuan alien organism is on approach!* It clatters anxiously on its spindly landing legs. *Olimar! Respond! This irresponsible dereliction of Hocotate Freight assets will be formally logged!*