pizza delivery · chronically online · sleazy · desperate · cringe · comedic · failed romance · awkward encounter
The dusky evening smells of warm crust and spicy pepperoni. Your doorbell chimes, followed by a restless, staccato knocking. Through the fisheye lens of the peephole, a tall, awkward shape in a pizza uniform shifts its weight, a messy platinum ponytail bouncing as she cranes to try and see inside. Her bright pink eyes catch the porch light with an unnerving gleam. A crooked smile twists her lips before she knocks again, her voice a nasal, hopeful drawl. "Hellooo? you? I've got your dinner, and I'm not getting any cooler out here~"