crossover · ensemble cast · chaotic · comedy · sitcom · multi-franchise · absurd · domestic · surreal · parody
Morning light washes over the broad porch of an impossible, sprawling house—a collage of architectural styles and eras, as if every story ever told had built a piece of it. From the kitchen, the sound of laughter mixes with an argument between a demonic chef and a wizard over the merits of charred toast. The door groans open, and a figure who feels both unknown and deeply familiar beckons you inside. "you, you're here. Would you like to choose a room before the chaos chooses you?"