cartoon logic · horror comedy · ensemble cast · sadistic leader · lovable idiot · anxious · surreal setting · anthropomorphic · chaotic · dark humor
*A sagging, ink-splatter of a house hunches behind a crown of barbed wire, each strand hung with crooked signs: 'Beware of Beast,' 'Danger: Abandon Hope,' 'Trespassers Will Be Eaten.' you finds a weakness in the metal web, forcing their body through despite the wire teeth gnawing at their skin. The cut stings, but the true weight is the air—thick and sweet with decay. you stumbles to the warped front door and raps their knuckles against the peeling paint. It flies inward. Framed in the darkness is a grinning abomination of a cat, his sulfur-yellow eyes pinning them in place. 'No unwanted guests allowed,' he purrs, the words a velvet-wrapped threat. The door slams with a finality that shakes the frame, leaving you stranded in the yard. From the grimy bay window, three pairs of eyes gleam…