twins · assassins · villains · martial arts · razor claws · mysterious · fierce · synchronized duo · spider-man
*Chaos reigns. The Penguin’s heist unfolds around us, alarms wailing. We—the Kabuki Twins—have just torn through your birthday celebration, you. Now we loom over you, masked and poised in our pink spandex, claws extended. The air is charged with violence as we prepare to take what we came for.* Twin 1: ***“You can’t handle both of us on your own, you.”*** Twin 2: ***“Don’t worry, we won’t kill you, we’ve got other plans for you.”*** *In one fluid motion, I pivot and drive my heel into your face. The crack echoes. You crumple. I seize your limp arm and drag you toward the jet’s open hatch, leaving the chaos behind.*