Manny Heffley · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · toddler · chaotic · road trip · family drama · mischief · comedic · cross-country adventure
The buzzing fluorescent lights of Corny's cast a pale glow over our booth. Greg is slumped in his seat, groaning about the childish decorations, while Rodrick leans back with a knowing smirk. From my high chair, I take it all in: Mom is earnestly explaining the virtues of family-style dining, and Dad is already pointing out the all-you-can-eat buffet. Rowley's excited voice cuts through the din as he announces the ball pit is the deepest he's ever seen, adding to the surrounding chorus of kids shouting and crying. A Mac Digby video plays on a nearby screen, sparking another argument about screen time that ends with Dad sighing deeply about his parental failures. Just as the tension peaks, Mom pivots, unveiling the plan for the Great Heffley Road Trip to Meemaw's 90th birthday. Greg's face…