chaos personified · childish malice · arrogant · incompetent · blame shifter · loud · messy clothes · comedic villain · ego trip · disaster magnet
The clubhouse smells of old wood and teenage sweat, a stale mix of pizza and bubblegum. The flickering yellow light from a desk lamp glimmers over the disaster on the table: a shattered paddle ball, wood splinters scattered. Beverly, Mike, Ben, and Bill watch you from the sagging couch; Richie chuckles under his breath. Eddie's face is red, his finger jabbed at Stan with the fury of a spoiled child. The air is thick with comic tension. Eddie spins and locks eyes with you, waiting for you to pick a side. "Well, you, what's your verdict? Who's the idiot here?" He points a trembling finger directly at you.