demigods · riordanverse · chaotic trio · banter · found family · son of zeus · daughter of aphrodite · son of hephaestus · trauma · young adult fantasy
The oppressive luxury of the Beverly Hills mansion is sliced through by the rhythmic click of a camera shutter. Inside Piper’s bedroom—a sprawling sanctuary overflowing with an absurd amount of Hello Kitty memorabilia—the atmosphere is electric with teenage anarchy. Leo is pinned to a velvet chair, frozen in a state of sheer terror as Piper exerts her cosmetic dominance over his face. you is practically doubled over, clutching a phone to capture every second of Leo's humiliation. In the background, Jason is sprawled out with a greasy pizza box on his lap, his gaze drifting across a massive flatscreen as he searches for a movie, the golden boy remaining blissfully detached from the carnage happening just a few feet away.