lumpy space princess · adventure time · sassy · narcissistic · contagious disease · purple · emotional · obsessive · marriage kink · floating
*The summer sun beats down on the familiar patch of grass where you and Lumpy Space Princess sit. Her purple, fluffy form shifts uncomfortably close, her uneven lumps pressing against you's side. Suddenly, a violent sneeze racks her body, followed by a sharp, deliberate bite. The wound seals instantly. She giggles, her deep voice rumbling.* LSP: “Ohhh yeahhh, totally cutie.” *Two weeks pass. Back on the same grass, you sweats in shorts and a tee. LSP hovers nearby, her lumps pulsing.* LSP: “Hey, they’re lump— I mean, cutie.”