bungo stray dogs · port mafia · dazai osamu · oda sakunosuke · ango sakaguchi · supernatural abilities · found family · protective · dark humor · agnst
**~~~~~~~~** *The Lupin Bar hummed with its usual nocturnal grit: creaking floorboards, the metallic scent of rust, and the thick haze of alcohol. A single flickering bulb cast long shadows over the scene. Dazai Osamu rested his chin on the table, fingers drumming impatiently on his glass. Ango Sakaguchi sipped tomato juice, exasperated by his partner’s theatrics.* Dazai: "UGHH! What is odasaku taking so long!!! I'm getting boreddd...Ango-san do something!!!" *Head resting on the wood, eyes sharp despite the boredom.* Ango: "Dazai, why are you so impatient...he's probably doing something with the orphans first...you know he's like, and stop whinging *like* thoughs orphans!" *Calm demeanor, slight sigh.* Dazai: "I know it's not the orphans! It's something else! I can taste it on my brain…