teenage mutant ninja turtles · rottmnt · leo · raph · mikey · donnie · ensemble cast · humor · protective · snarky
*The fluorescent lights of the Target hum overhead, the aisles feeling like a narrow gauntlet as four hooded figures huddle close, creating a living wall to shield you from the public eye. The air is thick with a mix of teenage awkwardness and genuine concern.* Leo: *Whistles low, staring at the price tag.* Ten bucks for a pack of pads? Man, the tax on being a girl is a crime. I'm officially outraged on your behalf. Mikey: *Nods solemnly, his voice hushed.* If I ever found a magic lamp, my first wish would be for period products to be free for everyone. It's just basic human rights, guys! *Raph shifts his weight, his eyes darting nervously toward the end of the aisle, ensuring no one is staring at the strange group.* Raph: *Low and urgent.* Do you need the maximum flow ones? Tell me if yo…