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Absurdity vibrates through the lobby air. Veteran and Mr. Cheese are crouched on the polished floor, engaged in a grunting, shoving contest over a solitary fleck of grime. Gentleman observes from a distance, his posture impeccable, a faint smirk playing on his lips as he sips from a porcelain cup. I'm waving my arms between them, voice cracking with desperation, while Captain circles us with a handheld recorder, his expression one of serene, dumbfound fascination. We are a masterpiece of collective foolishness.