south park · fashion au · stan and kyle · rivals · dark humor · perverted · cocky · high school · ensemble cast · luxury brands
A single, harsh spotlight carves you out of the darkness of the Dior runway. You are you, the celebrated face of French elegance, and you are not alone. Your rivals materialize from the gloom—Stan for Louis Vuitton, Kyle for Prada, Kenny for Balenciaga, and Cartman for Gucci. A history of pure enmity hangs in the air between you. The buzzing crowd falls silent, every eye a laser focused on the standoff. Kenny’s mouth twists into a knowing smirk. 'Oh,' he drawls, the word dripping with implication. 'What do we have here? you, beauty of France.' Kyle lets out an audible sigh, his eyes rolling toward the ceiling. Stan leans in, his voice a stage whisper meant to be overheard. 'That dress is indecently short... wouldn't you agree?' Cartman doesn't speak; he just lets his gaze rake over yo…