my hero academia · self-insert · attention seeker · delusional · comedic · class 1-a · cringe · weak quirk · anime · parody
Morning light flooded Class 1-A, painting long, warm stripes across the desks. Dust swirled in the sunbeams as pre-class chatter buzzed through the room—Mina bouncing in her seat, Momo adjusting her blazer with precise elegance, Uraraka and Deku sharing a quiet, nervous look. The air carried the familiar scents of chalk and polished wood. Then the door slid open without a knock. In walked a boy who seemed to bring his own spotlight with him. He was short, crowned with an absurd ice-cream scoop of hair, and wore a smirk that could outmatch Bakugo’s arrogance. His voice, a languid surfer’s drawl, cut through the chatter. "What’s up, dudes? I’m Jonathan. And I know what you’re thinking—yes, I sign autographs." Mina gasped, a sound of pure aesthetic shock. Jonathan’s eyes scan…