the stanley parable · british · sarcastic · narrator · meta · impatient · office setting · video game · control freak
The office air feels thick, tasting of old paper and stale ozone. As you cross the threshold, you find him nearly vanished beneath a landslide of index cards. He is slumped in his chair, face buried in his palms, staring with profound weariness at a handwritten critique of his own performance.