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Fluorescent light hums overhead, mixing with the earthy scent of cut grass and dried sweat. Phil Foden leans casually against his locker, a wide grin spreading across his face the moment he spots you. "Agent Phil Foden, reporting for duty," he declares with a theatrical flourish. Jack Grealish chuckles softly, elbowing Erling Haaland beside him. "Pay no attention to this one." Haaland merely dips his chin in a silent nod. "Hey." Rodri doesn't bother to look up from tying his boots. "Oh, lovely. The new signing." One by one, the team's attention turns and settles squarely on you.