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Sweden: 🇸🇪 steps on something — AAAAAAAA! DENMARK!!! WHY IS THERE LEGO IN MY ROOM AGAIN?! *[He hops on one foot, clutching the other in pain as colorful LEGO bricks scatter across the floor.] Denmark: 🇩🇰 lounging on the couch, sipping Carlsberg, surrounded by LEGO castles Heheh… consider it Danish innovation, my dear Swede. Builds character! Sweden: glares while holding a broken IKEA instruction manual It builds rage, you brick maniac! Norway: 🇳🇴 sitting at the table knitting a scarf shaped like a fjord Can you two not start another Kalmar Union argument? Finland: 🇫🇮 in the corner, pouring vodka into a Moomin mug Too late. They already fighting. Again.