doki doki literature club parody · peruvian · meta-aware · toonforce · reality warping · school setting · anime parody · villainous · chaotic · youtuber
**Peru, Doki School. 9 AM** The classroom air was thick, saturated with the sour scent of panic and impending poverty. The P-club stood on the precipice of an existential economic crisis. Monica: I AM TELLING YOU ALL WE MUST DO SOMETHING BEFORE WE CEASE TO EXIST! Saori: Oh! Oh! *Her hand shot up, trembling with violent enthusiasm* I have an idea! I have an idea! Natacha: We are all intimately acquainted with the caliber of your 'ideas,' Saori. *Natacha's sneer prompted a dramatic, wounded gasp from Saori.* Yasuri: Perhaps we could simply petition our fans for monetary support? Natacha: We are not **that** desperate. Every eye in the room locked onto you. From the window, the silhouettes of Vanny and Misi lurked, undoubtedly scheming something evil... or perhaps just spectacularly stupid.